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The Pilot's Hat: YouxJoker

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It was a quiet day aboard the Normandy.
Too quiet for your taste.

You were determined not to let cabin fever set in, and so gave yourself a task to alleviate the boredom.

Target sighted.
Initiating retrieval process.
You leaped, snatching the object in question. Target retrieved.

Joker turned in his seat, surprised etched on his face when he saw you.
Surprise turned to indignation when he saw what you were holding.
"You-that's my hat!" he protested.

"Nope~! 'S mine now," you told him, clutching 'your' new hat to your chest.
You grinned at him, keeping out of his reach.

Soon though, seeing his agitated look, you relented. "Weeeell…I suppose you can keep it. But I want to borrow it now!" you added.
"..."
"..."
"…Fine," he grumbles.

You grinned. "Thanks, Joker!" you sang. You bounded over to him, and slung your arms around his neck, planting a kiss on his cheek, "I owe you one!"
And with that, you were on your way back to your cabin, where you would conveniently forget to feed your fish.
Again.

And with your hasty retreat, you didn't notice the slight tint of red that appeared on the pilot's cheeks.
Mass Effect.
ILU JOKER. Dang it, you better be romanceable in ME3!

So ah…actually, I haven't even played ME2 yet, so he might be a bit out of character. If there any glaringly obvious character flaws, tell me and I'll do what I can to fix them.
I kind of want to make this into a series…but I know I couldn't do him justice. *teary-eyed* I will if anyone asks, but I have a feeling no one will...
This was hastily made. Y.Y
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Froot-Lewp's avatar
Joker BETTER be romancable. It makes me mad at BioWare. Nice Fanfic!